Ties.. the word in general should be banned from the dictionary as well as life..
Think about it.. What good has ever come out of ties.. The major league all star game..ended in a tie.. No one was happy. Soccer, and Hockey end in ties no one gives a fuck.. especially about hockey anyway,
And the worst tie of them all.. the one you wear around your neck. I would love to go back in time and be their at the present moment when a bunch of guys or woman were sitting in a room and said.. From now on if a guy gets all dressed up and formal he has to wear some kind of silk fucking fabric around his neck. It also has to be the most uncomfortable thing ever so everyday when a guy waked up he dreads wearing this thing around his neck with long sleeves and long pants in 90 degree weather so you sweat like a 300 lb virgin in a whore house. I also forgot to mention that the whole time your sweating you also feel like your getting strangled the whole time..
I say the american government should try to get answers out of hostile terrorists by putting them into suits with ties.. and make them get up at 6 am.. iron your shirt.. strangle a tie around your neck.. drink coffee and talk to people who are angry at the world.. You will see how fast we find osama bin laden if we develop strategies like this one.
In better news.. the wonder years has been on the channel ion.. The wonder years is some good tv.. The show hits home is so many ways.. Always a good lesson to be learned at the end of every show.. A life lesson.. and im not talking about Full House lessons where everything is fine and dandy .. Im talking lessons in love, family, failure, success,and anything that you encounter in life is covered on this show...
On the topic of tvs and movies Superbad comes out this week and im excited about it.. something about this movie says really funny i dont know why.. maybe its McLovin or the previe when he asks the girl for the time and hes like Yeah I told her the time chicka chikca ya ..HAHA.. anyway just call me Habib getting tortured cause im going to bed to wake up at 6am.. Peace Holla
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