Ties.. the word in general should be banned from the dictionary as well as life..
Think about it.. What good has ever come out of ties.. The major league all star game..ended in a tie.. No one was happy. Soccer, and Hockey end in ties no one gives a fuck.. especially about hockey anyway,
And the worst tie of them all.. the one you wear around your neck. I would love to go back in time and be their at the present moment when a bunch of guys or woman were sitting in a room and said.. From now on if a guy gets all dressed up and formal he has to wear some kind of silk fucking fabric around his neck. It also has to be the most uncomfortable thing ever so everyday when a guy waked up he dreads wearing this thing around his neck with long sleeves and long pants in 90 degree weather so you sweat like a 300 lb virgin in a whore house. I also forgot to mention that the whole time your sweating you also feel like your getting strangled the whole time..
I say the american government should try to get answers out of hostile terrorists by putting them into suits with ties.. and make them get up at 6 am.. iron your shirt.. strangle a tie around your neck.. drink coffee and talk to people who are angry at the world.. You will see how fast we find osama bin laden if we develop strategies like this one.
In better news.. the wonder years has been on the channel ion.. The wonder years is some good tv.. The show hits home is so many ways.. Always a good lesson to be learned at the end of every show.. A life lesson.. and im not talking about Full House lessons where everything is fine and dandy .. Im talking lessons in love, family, failure, success,and anything that you encounter in life is covered on this show...
On the topic of tvs and movies Superbad comes out this week and im excited about it.. something about this movie says really funny i dont know why.. maybe its McLovin or the previe when he asks the girl for the time and hes like Yeah I told her the time chicka chikca ya ..HAHA.. anyway just call me Habib getting tortured cause im going to bed to wake up at 6am.. Peace Holla
Monday, August 13, 2007
Friday, August 3, 2007
No No Salt on my Margarita
Ok so I have been addicted to Everybody Loves Raymond lately.. There something about that show that really does it for me.. I will find myself laughing out aloud by myself watching that show.
Another show that I find myself watching alot is Cops.. You never realized how dumb most of this country is until you watch Cops.. I think the best has to be when a guy gets pulled over.. He takes off running.. and when the cops finally catch him, take him to the floor and bash his head in. They put cuffs on him yet how gentle are they to make sure he doesnt hit his head on the car roof. So the best part of it all is when they open the car door and they talk to him. They ask where he got the drugs from.. He doesnt know somebody put it in his pocket. Well why was he running? Not sure he was nervous.. Its soo funny to see.. They will NEVER admit that they were doing something wrong..
I have come to the conclusion that October is the best month for sports.. Baseball playoffs, Football season, and college football. Im so ready for Barry Bonds to break this fucking record already im tired of hearing about him.. Also Michael Vick and this dog fighting case pisses me off.. Pisses me off in the fact that Im confused because when Kobe was accused of raping a girl he had alot of support and then it ends up this girl was a complete bullshitter.. When the Duke Lacrosse players were accused of raping those nut job strippers everyone jumped on them like they did it.. not hearing any of the defensive side to it.. and they ended up being innocent like Kobe.. Now I dont know if Vick did it or not but im not willing to jump to any conclusions yet until I hear both sides of the argument. Thats what is wrong with alot of this country people jump on other people before they hear both sides of the story.. Now if he did do it then I hop ehe gets it in the ass for killing defenseless dogs but if he is inncoent and had nothing to do with it then the whole country owes him an engraved apology.
Well I could talk about a whole lot more but i will save my relentless banter for another blog ...Only if i was getting points for my banter like around the horn..
Another show that I find myself watching alot is Cops.. You never realized how dumb most of this country is until you watch Cops.. I think the best has to be when a guy gets pulled over.. He takes off running.. and when the cops finally catch him, take him to the floor and bash his head in. They put cuffs on him yet how gentle are they to make sure he doesnt hit his head on the car roof. So the best part of it all is when they open the car door and they talk to him. They ask where he got the drugs from.. He doesnt know somebody put it in his pocket. Well why was he running? Not sure he was nervous.. Its soo funny to see.. They will NEVER admit that they were doing something wrong..
I have come to the conclusion that October is the best month for sports.. Baseball playoffs, Football season, and college football. Im so ready for Barry Bonds to break this fucking record already im tired of hearing about him.. Also Michael Vick and this dog fighting case pisses me off.. Pisses me off in the fact that Im confused because when Kobe was accused of raping a girl he had alot of support and then it ends up this girl was a complete bullshitter.. When the Duke Lacrosse players were accused of raping those nut job strippers everyone jumped on them like they did it.. not hearing any of the defensive side to it.. and they ended up being innocent like Kobe.. Now I dont know if Vick did it or not but im not willing to jump to any conclusions yet until I hear both sides of the argument. Thats what is wrong with alot of this country people jump on other people before they hear both sides of the story.. Now if he did do it then I hop ehe gets it in the ass for killing defenseless dogs but if he is inncoent and had nothing to do with it then the whole country owes him an engraved apology.
Well I could talk about a whole lot more but i will save my relentless banter for another blog ...Only if i was getting points for my banter like around the horn..
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