What is wrong with people?

You think people go around just being miserable to everybody.. That these people have such bad lives that they have to bring everyone down with them. Is it really that hard to be nice to people. I think it should be legal to slap people.. I mean if someone is being an ass they should get slapped. Its that easy.. no retaliation you just take the slap and move on.

I met this guy the other day he had no personality i mean he just sat there and was like duh my name is john duh the weather is great duh...

I have also noticed that people like to talk about the same things.. the weather.. the michigan economy and gas prices..

If I find myslef talking to somebody and we are talking about the weather then we really hit the rockbottom of conversations like the last resort too talking ..

im tired so im going to bed.. holla

Ties Dont Belong in Life

Ties.. the word in general should be banned from the dictionary as well as life..

Think about it.. What good has ever come out of ties.. The major league all star game..ended in a tie.. No one was happy. Soccer, and Hockey end in ties no one gives a fuck.. especially about hockey anyway,

And the worst tie of them all.. the one you wear around your neck. I would love to go back in time and be their at the present moment when a bunch of guys or woman were sitting in a room and said.. From now on if a guy gets all dressed up and formal he has to wear some kind of silk fucking fabric around his neck. It also has to be the most uncomfortable thing ever so everyday when a guy waked up he dreads wearing this thing around his neck with long sleeves and long pants in 90 degree weather so you sweat like a 300 lb virgin in a whore house. I also forgot to mention that the whole time your sweating you also feel like your getting strangled the whole time..

I say the american government should try to get answers out of hostile terrorists by putting them into suits with ties.. and make them get up at 6 am.. iron your shirt.. strangle a tie around your neck.. drink coffee and talk to people who are angry at the world.. You will see how fast we find osama bin laden if we develop strategies like this one.

In better news.. the wonder years has been on the channel ion.. The wonder years is some good tv.. The show hits home is so many ways.. Always a good lesson to be learned at the end of every show.. A life lesson.. and im not talking about Full House lessons where everything is fine and dandy .. Im talking lessons in love, family, failure, success,and anything that you encounter in life is covered on this show...

On the topic of tvs and movies Superbad comes out this week and im excited about it.. something about this movie says really funny i dont know why.. maybe its McLovin or the previe when he asks the girl for the time and hes like Yeah I told her the time chicka chikca ya ..HAHA.. anyway just call me Habib getting tortured cause im going to bed to wake up at 6am.. Peace Holla

No No Salt on my Margarita

Ok so I have been addicted to Everybody Loves Raymond lately.. There something about that show that really does it for me.. I will find myself laughing out aloud by myself watching that show.

Another show that I find myself watching alot is Cops.. You never realized how dumb most of this country is until you watch Cops.. I think the best has to be when a guy gets pulled over.. He takes off running.. and when the cops finally catch him, take him to the floor and bash his head in. They put cuffs on him yet how gentle are they to make sure he doesnt hit his head on the car roof. So the best part of it all is when they open the car door and they talk to him. They ask where he got the drugs from.. He doesnt know somebody put it in his pocket. Well why was he running? Not sure he was nervous.. Its soo funny to see.. They will NEVER admit that they were doing something wrong..

I have come to the conclusion that October is the best month for sports.. Baseball playoffs, Football season, and college football. Im so ready for Barry Bonds to break this fucking record already im tired of hearing about him.. Also Michael Vick and this dog fighting case pisses me off.. Pisses me off in the fact that Im confused because when Kobe was accused of raping a girl he had alot of support and then it ends up this girl was a complete bullshitter.. When the Duke Lacrosse players were accused of raping those nut job strippers everyone jumped on them like they did it.. not hearing any of the defensive side to it.. and they ended up being innocent like Kobe.. Now I dont know if Vick did it or not but im not willing to jump to any conclusions yet until I hear both sides of the argument. Thats what is wrong with alot of this country people jump on other people before they hear both sides of the story.. Now if he did do it then I hop ehe gets it in the ass for killing defenseless dogs but if he is inncoent and had nothing to do with it then the whole country owes him an engraved apology.

Well I could talk about a whole lot more but i will save my relentless banter for another blog ...Only if i was getting points for my banter like around the horn..

MTV Shaping the Minds of Our Youth

So the other day I'm flipping through the channels and came across The Music Television channel or better known as MTV. Even though I dont recall the last time i actually saw music getting played on that channel. Anyway MTV's shows are shaping the minds of of our youth. They put out shows like Laguna Beach, and my super sweet sixteen out to let young females think the only way to live is with lots of money. I mean cmon these fathers are buying there 16 year old daughters 100,000 dollar cars and throwing parties for them that celebrities throw. Isnt it weird that MTV selects one of the richest areas in the country to do a "reality show" on. Living in that area isnt close to reality. You want some reality film a show in Brooklyn on the slums of Saginaw Michigan. Then you will get some reality.

I dont really know what the aftermath of these shows will be on the MTV youth. I mean there are already alot of materialistic money hungry woman out there. I wonder if these will get worst in the next generation. All I know is if I ever have a daughter and I have alot of money .. I defintly wont buy her a 100,000 dollar car when she turns 16..

1995 Buick with a Handicap Symbol on the Plate

So Yeah I think that old people drive around and look for one lane roads to drive on. The reason why I say this is because for some reason everytime I am late somewhere I end up behind a 1995 Buick with a handicap symbol on the back of it. This car always going 20 mph less then the speed limit and there is someone so old driving this car that they are not even driving.. god is..God is their pilot.. When is the DMV or what Michiganders know it as the Secretary of State going to step in and at least give people over the age 0f 80 another driving test.

Anyway so Packman Jones is in the news again today.. If I was Packman Jones I wouldn't probably go to anymore strip bars. But what annoys me about this whole situation is that Packman Jones wasnt even in the car when supposedly his entourage shot up another car. Yet the espn media goes crazy and make this giant deal because the cops want to question him. Espn is slowly becoming annoying repepitive bullshit. They are becoming the sports paparazzi. Making huge deals out of nothing. There are young teens all over the world telling each other hey lets shoot up cars and tell people that Pacman Jones was with us..

Woman Speak

Welcome back to my Blog. The other day I was eating lunch during my one hour escape of the work day and I was sitting behind these two woman eating and conversating. So I started listening to there conversation and realized something about woman. There whole conversation wasn't even a conversation it was two woman talking about themselves. The conversation went something like this:

Girl1: "I love this place for lunch, I get the chicken salad everytime."
Girl2: "I get the garden salad with chicken on it"
Girl1: "I think I am going to buy this shirt I found in the mall yesterday"
Girl2: "I just bought a cute mini-skirt there last week."
Girl1: I want to buy a skirt too"
Girl2: "I need to call my boyfriend soon"

Now ever since this conversation I started listening to woman talk and I noticed there is a major trend with most woman. All they do is talk about themselves. Gof Forbid they show some kind of interest in somebody else's buisness. I am sure I am guilty as anybody doing this especially this sentence I am writing right now I am talking about myslef. But this is my blog..

Blogger not confused with Frogger!

Hello people! I am starting this blog with the hopes that people read it and respond to it. I am also starting this blog because I love to read one of my best friend's Matt's Blog. I don't think the grammer will be as good as his but who gives a fuck its my blog right.

so Yeeeeaaahhhh I just started my new office job and its alright. I am living in Sterling Heights, Michigan and Work in Troy, MI. Its such a good change from Saginaw where there is nothing to do and no future in that city. The only thing I miss is my college friends and Retro Rocks (a 80's retro bar). Working in a coporate setting has given me a new meaning to the movie Office Space. How funny that movie is now more than ever is great. They were so right on with everything in that movie it makes me laugh. It's normal for me to recieve daily text messages from Matt and Bill with Office space comments and Caddyshack quotes. Matt usually just texts whenever he feels like it.. Most of the time just the first thoughts that comes in head.
Alot of those text messages get me through the day.

Ya know I was gonna use this blog to tell people what was going on with me lately but ya know fuck that.. Why should I let people know whats up with me when they dont even care to call me or email me or whatever. Its so easy nowadays to keep in contact with people.. how hard is it to facebook or myspace someone and see whats going on with them.. I guess its a double edged sword too because I could be doing that too people that I am friends with too but I just don't really care I guess. I know who my true friends are.

Working in a office opens my eyes to alot of things. Most of those things is what a co-worker told me today.. Its called the mid 20's life crisis or maybe since today is Monday it's "The Case of the Mondays" well whatever it is She was saying that when you get to my age 25 or 26 you start facing the conclusion that all of your dreams of being a pro athlete or rich and famous starts to slide and you accept the fact that your life is what it is.. Like everyone else's normal. Normal I mean by wake up go to work, come home, eat dinner, watch tv or go to the gym and then go to bed to do it all over again the next day. I think she is right and I dont think there is anything wrong with that. But I do not have to accept that as my life. and I won't. I have only been working for about 1 month now and everyday I wake up I could see how people get into this routine of Normality. My father is doing it for over 35 years and it never changes. And life goes so quick I could remember the day I left to go away to school. now I fucking 26 years old in a blink of an eye and soon i will be 40.

Life to short to be normal and I am going to take every chance that I get not fit in the normal life. There are exception in life to this normality. Bill Gates, Mark Cuban, Bronson(Owner of Virgin records) Vinny Chase and his entourage and so forth.. I know these lives are 1 in 10 million but somebody has to be that one.. I guess what i'm saying is if i can be close to that I would love it..

Well I guess that's enough rambling for one day.. Its almost 5 o'clock and its time for me to go fight traffic home from a hard days work. prob watch some tv and then go to bed

Life is too normal