Monday, June 18, 2007

1995 Buick with a Handicap Symbol on the Plate

So Yeah I think that old people drive around and look for one lane roads to drive on. The reason why I say this is because for some reason everytime I am late somewhere I end up behind a 1995 Buick with a handicap symbol on the back of it. This car always going 20 mph less then the speed limit and there is someone so old driving this car that they are not even driving.. god is..God is their pilot.. When is the DMV or what Michiganders know it as the Secretary of State going to step in and at least give people over the age 0f 80 another driving test.

Anyway so Packman Jones is in the news again today.. If I was Packman Jones I wouldn't probably go to anymore strip bars. But what annoys me about this whole situation is that Packman Jones wasnt even in the car when supposedly his entourage shot up another car. Yet the espn media goes crazy and make this giant deal because the cops want to question him. Espn is slowly becoming annoying repepitive bullshit. They are becoming the sports paparazzi. Making huge deals out of nothing. There are young teens all over the world telling each other hey lets shoot up cars and tell people that Pacman Jones was with us..

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Woman Speak

Welcome back to my Blog. The other day I was eating lunch during my one hour escape of the work day and I was sitting behind these two woman eating and conversating. So I started listening to there conversation and realized something about woman. There whole conversation wasn't even a conversation it was two woman talking about themselves. The conversation went something like this:

Girl1: "I love this place for lunch, I get the chicken salad everytime."
Girl2: "I get the garden salad with chicken on it"
Girl1: "I think I am going to buy this shirt I found in the mall yesterday"
Girl2: "I just bought a cute mini-skirt there last week."
Girl1: I want to buy a skirt too"
Girl2: "I need to call my boyfriend soon"

Now ever since this conversation I started listening to woman talk and I noticed there is a major trend with most woman. All they do is talk about themselves. Gof Forbid they show some kind of interest in somebody else's buisness. I am sure I am guilty as anybody doing this especially this sentence I am writing right now I am talking about myslef. But this is my blog..

Monday, June 4, 2007

Blogger not confused with Frogger!

Hello people! I am starting this blog with the hopes that people read it and respond to it. I am also starting this blog because I love to read one of my best friend's Matt's Blog. I don't think the grammer will be as good as his but who gives a fuck its my blog right.

so Yeeeeaaahhhh I just started my new office job and its alright. I am living in Sterling Heights, Michigan and Work in Troy, MI. Its such a good change from Saginaw where there is nothing to do and no future in that city. The only thing I miss is my college friends and Retro Rocks (a 80's retro bar). Working in a coporate setting has given me a new meaning to the movie Office Space. How funny that movie is now more than ever is great. They were so right on with everything in that movie it makes me laugh. It's normal for me to recieve daily text messages from Matt and Bill with Office space comments and Caddyshack quotes. Matt usually just texts whenever he feels like it.. Most of the time just the first thoughts that comes in head.
Alot of those text messages get me through the day.

Ya know I was gonna use this blog to tell people what was going on with me lately but ya know fuck that.. Why should I let people know whats up with me when they dont even care to call me or email me or whatever. Its so easy nowadays to keep in contact with people.. how hard is it to facebook or myspace someone and see whats going on with them.. I guess its a double edged sword too because I could be doing that too people that I am friends with too but I just don't really care I guess. I know who my true friends are.

Working in a office opens my eyes to alot of things. Most of those things is what a co-worker told me today.. Its called the mid 20's life crisis or maybe since today is Monday it's "The Case of the Mondays" well whatever it is She was saying that when you get to my age 25 or 26 you start facing the conclusion that all of your dreams of being a pro athlete or rich and famous starts to slide and you accept the fact that your life is what it is.. Like everyone else's normal. Normal I mean by wake up go to work, come home, eat dinner, watch tv or go to the gym and then go to bed to do it all over again the next day. I think she is right and I dont think there is anything wrong with that. But I do not have to accept that as my life. and I won't. I have only been working for about 1 month now and everyday I wake up I could see how people get into this routine of Normality. My father is doing it for over 35 years and it never changes. And life goes so quick I could remember the day I left to go away to school. now I fucking 26 years old in a blink of an eye and soon i will be 40.

Life to short to be normal and I am going to take every chance that I get not fit in the normal life. There are exception in life to this normality. Bill Gates, Mark Cuban, Bronson(Owner of Virgin records) Vinny Chase and his entourage and so forth.. I know these lives are 1 in 10 million but somebody has to be that one.. I guess what i'm saying is if i can be close to that I would love it..

Well I guess that's enough rambling for one day.. Its almost 5 o'clock and its time for me to go fight traffic home from a hard days work. prob watch some tv and then go to bed

Life is too normal