Enterprise.. We will pick you up.. use you and then throw you away

Wow so where do I begin I dont even remember the last time i wrote a blog..

I want to talk about the job market.. The job market is terrible and Im not gonna sit here and blame W Bush or the american economy or what not. Im gonna blame Corporate America. It seems kids are more likely to get jobs out of college when they know somebody. Jobs that are hiring right out of college are really to be weary of. Companies like Enterprise Rent-a-Car and these scam marketing companies looking for young enthuastic hard working kids. These jobs and companies are scams.. Enterprise makes you work 11-12 hour days with hardly bullshit for pay making you sell scam insurance to a ungrateful, fuck heads of customers. With this fucking pipe dream of one day getting promoted.. to a manger who makes not too much more money and has a ton more responsibilty.

Then they have these scam marketing companies like Scanno Advertising, and the Alliance Executive Group who call young college kids promising them these great opportunties and then they make you go door to door sales seliing sports marketing brochures..

What a fucking joke its hard enough for us to find good jobs and now we have to look out for these sports scam advertising companies.. Its so bullshit.. Oh yeah I also love the interview proccess with some companies.. They make you go to like 4 interviews asking you the same fucking excact questions as the interviews before with the same people.. Sometime I think these companies know if they are hiring you from the first five minutes of meeting you. Kind of like how girls make their minds within the first five minutes of metting you if they aere going to have sex with you

Some Random Dude

Dude (pronounced Du-de, greek origin, She is is going out with a random dude.)

I was driving home from work today and thought to myself how many girls do you know that are friends with, date or just plain out know random dudes. A random dude is a guy who is just random. A guy who a girl meets at the bar or a guy who is a friend of a friend. Hes a dude and thats that. He is that guy that when you are with your friends that nobody knows and he is there hanging out. He is that guy wearing a book bag in the middle of a party or that guy wearing shorts when is 10 below or that guy wearing a sweatshirt when its 90. He is that gy wearing camoflague shirt and shirts wearing a bandana at a bar. A dude is that guy He is that guy bumming a cig off your friends or stealing a beer from your fridge cause he couldnt afford to bring his own. A dude is a guy who spends all of his money on tattoos and then doest have money for classes, books, or food. A dude is a guy who loves to use girls for money and shit.

Now you know what peeves me ..A good looking girl who dates a dude. I mean you and all your friends know that this a dude .. he looks like and acts like a dude.. all of his friends are dudes.. yet he has a good looking girl. Its amazing when you and some of your friends are good guys with no girls yet these dudes are with girls. I might be a dude to a bunch of other guys that dont know me but I dont think they know what a dude is so.. to me they are dudes..

I have also came to the realization that there is no karma I alaways have fealt since my psych days in college that there was Karma but I dont know if I believe that anymore. Here are two reasons why..

I read today in the newspaper that a child molestor who was released from prison in 2004 recently wont the lottery for 10 million dollars.. Although he won it out of the state and might get into trouble for being out ofstate he will still collect the 10 million

The other reason was recently a man that i know Im not gonna say any names won a bowling tourney and hasnt excactly been a saint in his life. But he defintly had some luck in the final match.. People say Karma is a bitch but i dont believe it

Happy Valentines Day to everyone and remember ladies if you read this and you realize your with a dude.. your a loser..

New Year..

First off I would like to say if your still checking my blog for new posts then you really have no life.. I really havent had alot to say in the last few months.. I still dont have alot to say ..so Im typing cause i have nothing else to do.. Well anwwayim currently watching true life Im an alcoholic.. This girl is seriously going through the newspaper looking for an AA meeting while she is drinking a natty light.. so hilarious.. Anyway I could understand why people dont want to drink.. When you drink you dumb stuff.. You say shit you shouldnt have said or do stuff you shouldnt have done and then you wake up the next day and are like damn what did i do..

You ever wonder how people go on their whole lives working 12 hour days doing something they dont like to do for years at a time.. it has to wear on a persons psyche. Anyway i have nothing more to say so peace

What is wrong with people?

You think people go around just being miserable to everybody.. That these people have such bad lives that they have to bring everyone down with them. Is it really that hard to be nice to people. I think it should be legal to slap people.. I mean if someone is being an ass they should get slapped. Its that easy.. no retaliation you just take the slap and move on.

I met this guy the other day he had no personality i mean he just sat there and was like duh my name is john duh the weather is great duh...

I have also noticed that people like to talk about the same things.. the weather.. the michigan economy and gas prices..

If I find myslef talking to somebody and we are talking about the weather then we really hit the rockbottom of conversations like the last resort too talking ..

im tired so im going to bed.. holla

Ties Dont Belong in Life

Ties.. the word in general should be banned from the dictionary as well as life..

Think about it.. What good has ever come out of ties.. The major league all star game..ended in a tie.. No one was happy. Soccer, and Hockey end in ties no one gives a fuck.. especially about hockey anyway,

And the worst tie of them all.. the one you wear around your neck. I would love to go back in time and be their at the present moment when a bunch of guys or woman were sitting in a room and said.. From now on if a guy gets all dressed up and formal he has to wear some kind of silk fucking fabric around his neck. It also has to be the most uncomfortable thing ever so everyday when a guy waked up he dreads wearing this thing around his neck with long sleeves and long pants in 90 degree weather so you sweat like a 300 lb virgin in a whore house. I also forgot to mention that the whole time your sweating you also feel like your getting strangled the whole time..

I say the american government should try to get answers out of hostile terrorists by putting them into suits with ties.. and make them get up at 6 am.. iron your shirt.. strangle a tie around your neck.. drink coffee and talk to people who are angry at the world.. You will see how fast we find osama bin laden if we develop strategies like this one.

In better news.. the wonder years has been on the channel ion.. The wonder years is some good tv.. The show hits home is so many ways.. Always a good lesson to be learned at the end of every show.. A life lesson.. and im not talking about Full House lessons where everything is fine and dandy .. Im talking lessons in love, family, failure, success,and anything that you encounter in life is covered on this show...

On the topic of tvs and movies Superbad comes out this week and im excited about it.. something about this movie says really funny i dont know why.. maybe its McLovin or the previe when he asks the girl for the time and hes like Yeah I told her the time chicka chikca ya ..HAHA.. anyway just call me Habib getting tortured cause im going to bed to wake up at 6am.. Peace Holla

No No Salt on my Margarita

Ok so I have been addicted to Everybody Loves Raymond lately.. There something about that show that really does it for me.. I will find myself laughing out aloud by myself watching that show.

Another show that I find myself watching alot is Cops.. You never realized how dumb most of this country is until you watch Cops.. I think the best has to be when a guy gets pulled over.. He takes off running.. and when the cops finally catch him, take him to the floor and bash his head in. They put cuffs on him yet how gentle are they to make sure he doesnt hit his head on the car roof. So the best part of it all is when they open the car door and they talk to him. They ask where he got the drugs from.. He doesnt know somebody put it in his pocket. Well why was he running? Not sure he was nervous.. Its soo funny to see.. They will NEVER admit that they were doing something wrong..

I have come to the conclusion that October is the best month for sports.. Baseball playoffs, Football season, and college football. Im so ready for Barry Bonds to break this fucking record already im tired of hearing about him.. Also Michael Vick and this dog fighting case pisses me off.. Pisses me off in the fact that Im confused because when Kobe was accused of raping a girl he had alot of support and then it ends up this girl was a complete bullshitter.. When the Duke Lacrosse players were accused of raping those nut job strippers everyone jumped on them like they did it.. not hearing any of the defensive side to it.. and they ended up being innocent like Kobe.. Now I dont know if Vick did it or not but im not willing to jump to any conclusions yet until I hear both sides of the argument. Thats what is wrong with alot of this country people jump on other people before they hear both sides of the story.. Now if he did do it then I hop ehe gets it in the ass for killing defenseless dogs but if he is inncoent and had nothing to do with it then the whole country owes him an engraved apology.

Well I could talk about a whole lot more but i will save my relentless banter for another blog ...Only if i was getting points for my banter like around the horn..

MTV Shaping the Minds of Our Youth

So the other day I'm flipping through the channels and came across The Music Television channel or better known as MTV. Even though I dont recall the last time i actually saw music getting played on that channel. Anyway MTV's shows are shaping the minds of of our youth. They put out shows like Laguna Beach, and my super sweet sixteen out to let young females think the only way to live is with lots of money. I mean cmon these fathers are buying there 16 year old daughters 100,000 dollar cars and throwing parties for them that celebrities throw. Isnt it weird that MTV selects one of the richest areas in the country to do a "reality show" on. Living in that area isnt close to reality. You want some reality film a show in Brooklyn on the slums of Saginaw Michigan. Then you will get some reality.

I dont really know what the aftermath of these shows will be on the MTV youth. I mean there are already alot of materialistic money hungry woman out there. I wonder if these will get worst in the next generation. All I know is if I ever have a daughter and I have alot of money .. I defintly wont buy her a 100,000 dollar car when she turns 16..